[Song: A Girl Worth Fighting For]
Shan-Yu [tossing the doll to Hun Strong Man]: What do you see?
Ling [taking a fighting stance]: Oh, yeah? Well, I think Ping [elbowing Mulan] and I could take you.
Mulan [covering her chest with her left arm, she turns and shakes his hand with an outstretched right arm, smiling]: Heh, heh. [Mulan turnsand wades away from Ling and runs into Chien-Po]
Mulan: I never want to see a naked man again. [the rest of the troops run by naked and jump into the lake]
Mulan [Caught betweenYao, Ling, and Chien-Po who all look up dreamily waiting for her ideal woman. She is forced to speak (sing)]:[spoken] Uh, [singing] How about a girl whos got a brain, [Yao starts to look unimpressed]Who always speaks her mind? [Mulan shrugs her shoulders]
[Cut to Chi Fu walking out of the lake wrapped in a towel, sounds of laughter can be heart from the troops]
All Three:Mmm...
Mulan [innocently]: What?
Ling: Some king of the rock! [Yao pushes him off the rock]
Chien-Po [Chien-Po and a woman circle around then land on the edge of a large bowl of rice as a cow, pig and chicken fall beside them]:I couldnt care less what shell wear or what she looks likeIt all depends on what she cooks like:Beef, pork, chicken... [end painted people section, the last image fades into statues that the troops just passed]
Mushu: Hey, oh, ah, no, this is not a good idea. What if somebody sees you?
Army Chorus [showing troops marching]:Like the pounding beat our aching feet arent easy to ignore
Army Chorus [troops walking up hill]:For a long time weve been marching off to battle
Mulan [in a manly voice]: Hey, Ill hold him and you punch, heh, heh... [Shang walks by without reacting] or not. [calling out to Shang] For what its worth, I think youre a great captain. [Shang pauses to glance back, then continues forward]
[artistry section where the images are drawn like painted people. Ling is seen looking at a woman and then kissing her]I want her paler than the moon with eyes that shine like stars
Mulan [speaking nervously and unnaturally in a manly voice]: Oh hi guys, I didnt know you were *here*. [Yao, Ling and Chien-Po share"this boy is strange" looks] I was just washing, so now Im clean and Im gonna go. Bye, bye. [Mulan hides behind a rock keeping her frontfacing the rock]
Hun Strong Man [feeling the doll]: Black pine, from the high mountains. [Long Hair Hun Man takes the doll from Hun Strong Man. BaldHun Man #1 takes a hair as it passes by him]
[Shang storms out of the tent and starts to walk by Mulan]
Chien-Po:That Im a major find
Mushu: Hey, dont look at me. I aint biting any more butts.
Mushu: Yeah, yeah, [walking in a womanly fashion speaking in womans voice] stand watch Mushu while I blow our secret with my stupidgirly habits. [back to normal] Humph, hygiene.
Yao [close-up of Yao, then a shot of 2 cows]: In a thundering herd we feel a lot like cattle
Ling [from behind Mulan]: Come back here. I know we were jerks to you before so lets start over. [extending his hand to shake hands withMulan] Hi, Im Ling!
Army Men [lining up locking arms across each others shoulders with Mulan in the middle to her discontent]:But when we come home in victory theyll line up at the door!
[Cut to Mulan with towel wrapped around her]
[Interlude]
Ling [with fear and gusto]: Snake!
Chi Fu: Those *boys* are no more fit to be soldiers than you are to be Captain. Once the general reads my report, your troops will neversee battle.
Chi Fu [pulling the board away]: Be careful, Captain. The General may be your father, but I am the Emperors council. And, oh, by theway, huh, I got that job on my own. [opens the entrance to the tent for Shang] Youre dismissed.
Shan-Yu [shaking his head]: No, the quickest way to the Emperor is through that pass. Besides, the little girl will bemissing her doll. Weshould return it to her.
Shang [grabbing onto the front of Chi Fus clip board]: Were not finished.
Ling:Wish that I had
[Cut to ruins of a burned out village. The soldiers walk through the singed gate and look around at the few planks that remain from thebuildings]
Army Chorus [Mulan breaks away and walks in the opposite direction of the army]:A girl worth fighting for!(whistle) [Mulan sees Ling, Yao, and Chien-Po with snowballs about to pelt her so she turns around] A girl worth fighting--
Mushu [from up in the tree]: Pack your bags Cri-Kee, were movin out. [Cri-Kee high fives Mushu]
Mulan [waving slightly and smiling]: Hello Chien-Po.
Ling, Yao and Chien-Po [disdainfully, looking disappointed and disgusted]: Nah!
Mushu [teasing]: You like him dont you?
[Mulan peeks over the lily pad and spreads it on the water covering her chest]
Yao [Mulan walks away from Yao and into Chien-Po]:My girl will think I have no faults
Chi Fu [muttering]: Insubordinate ruffians. [then calling to the troops] You men owe me a new pair of slippers. And I do not squeal like agirl. [a panda bear chomps down on the slipper Chi Fu is holding] Aaaaaahhhhhh!
Yao: And I am Yao, king of the rock. And theres nothin you girls can do about it.
[Cut to Khan drinking water from the trough. Mushu is on his back]
Mulan: No we dont. [unnaturally] We could just close our eyes and swim around.
Army Chorus:A girl worth fighting for!
[Yao and Ling jump into the water. Chien-Po dips in his toe to check temperature then jumps in causing a large wave. Yao and Ling ridethe wave towards Mulan. Mulan sees them and hides her face behind a lily pad]
Ling [with armor full of water to make him look muscular]:And Ill bet the ladies love a man in armor [the water leaks out making Ling look like his normal self]
Mushu: Excuse me! I think the question is: who are you? Were in a war man! Theres no time for stupid questions. I should have yourhat for that, [the panda starts walking forward] snatch it right off of your head [swiping with an arm at Chi Fus hat. Mushu turns the upperhalf of the dummy around after the panda passes Chi Fu. Chi Fu begins reading the message]. But Im feeling gracious today, so carry onbefore I report you. [the panda walks up a tree taking Mushu and Cri-Kee with him out of sight]
[Cut to Mulan outside Chi Fus Tent having dressed fully. Chi Fu and Shang are talking from inside]
Mulan [wading away]: I really dont want to take him anywhere.
Shan-Yu: This doll came from a village in the Tung Shao Pass, where the Imperial Armys waiting for us.
[End Interlude]
Long Hair Hun Man [sniffing the doll]: Sulfur, from cannons.
Mushu [sitting on top of the panda bear behind a dummy of a soldier using sticks to gesticulate with the dummys arms to push the notetowards Chi Fu. Cri-Kee works the mouth]: Urgent news from the general! [Chi Fu looks over the panda] Whats the matter, youve neverseen a black and white before?
Chi Fu [fading in]: You think your troops are ready to fight? Hah! They would not last a minute against the Huns.
Mushu: Khan-ie baby, hey, we need a ride. [Khan squirts Mushu off his back with water from his mouth]
Mulan [running by Mushu and jumps into the lake splashing water on Mushu]: Ahhhhhhh.
Ling [following Mulan]: Ping, we have to fight!
Mushu [looking at Mulans fixed gaze on Shang]: I saw that!
Yao [looking at Mulan while crossing the river with swords over their heads. Mulan looks disgusted and hurries forward]:Bet the local girls thought you were quite the charmer
Yao [aside to Mulan]:Yeah, the only girl whod love him is his mother! [Mulan smiles]
Shang: They completed their training.
Chi Fu [looking around for Mushu but not finding him, then runs into Shangs tent]: Captain. Urgent news from the General. Were neededat the front.
Ling [grabbing Mulans shoulder and leaning on her, she takes his hand off and shakes her head disapprovingly. Ling leans against thecarriage of cannons]:My manly ways and turns of phrase are sure to thrill her
[Cut to Yao, Ling and Chien-Po calmed down sitting on the rock]
Mushu [gasps]: Ah. Were doomed! There a couple of things I know theyre bound to notice!
Mushu [popping out of the water between Mulan and Ling]: What a nasty flavor.
[Cut to Shan Yu sitting on top of a tree. He cuts off the very top with his sword. His falcon swoops buy and drops a doll. Shan-Yu takesthe doll, sniffs it, looks surprised, and drops down to the ground]
Chien-Po [taking a lily pad off his head]: And Im Chien-Po.
Yao [lifting and lowering a woman over his head then opening his chest to show a gaping wound that we can see the woman through]:My girl will marvel at my strength, adore my battle scars
Ling [grabbing Mulan and drawing her close while pulling out a centerfold]:Thats what I said, a girl worth fighting for [Mulan runs away seeing the centerfold]
[End Song]
Mushu [from outside the tent]: Oh no you dont. Ive worked to hard to get Mulan into this war. [to Cri-Kee] This guys messing with myplan.
Mulan: Mushu, if youre so worried, go stand watch.
Mulan [from behind the reeds]: Just because I look like a man doesnt mean I have to smell like one.
Cow [spoken]: Moo
Bald Hun Man #1: White horse hair. Imperial stallions.
[Mulan whistles for Khan and wades back to shore. Khan comes close enough to shore and Mulan hides behind Khan as she wraps a towelaround her body]
Yao: Me first! Me first! Me First! [Yao, Ling and Chien-Po run by Mushu smacking him in the face with colored boxers]
Mulan: Boy, that was close.
Army Chorus [Mushu whistles to ladies working in the rice field from out of the carriage holding cannons. Cri-Kee looks shocked. Theladies look and giggle at Mulan who hides her face]:You can guess what we have missed the most since we went off to warWhat do we want?A girl worth fighting for!
Mulan [spoken from behind]: Huh?
Mushu: Yeah right, Yeah sure. Look, [pointing to Mulans tent] go to your tent. [Mulan walks away with a look of delight. Mushu talks toCri-Kee] I think its time we took this war into our own hands [rubbing hands together].
[Mushu and Cri-Kee wait outside Chi Fus Tent. Chi Fu emerges with carrying a scrub brush and wrapped in a towel and with bigshowering slippers on his feet. He whistles as he walks off. Mushu and Cri-Kee enter his tent. Cri-Kee uses his legs to write up a letter. Hefinishes and Mushu takes the paper]
Cri-Kee [alarmed, tugging on Mushuswhiskers]: Chirp, Chirp.
Hun Archer: We can avoid them easily.
Mushu: Okay, okay, let me see what youve got. From General Li, dear son, were waiting for the huns at the pass and it would mean a lotif youd come and back us up. [sarcastically] Thats great except you forgot, "and since were all out of potpourri, maybe you wouldntmind bringing up some." Hellooooo, this is the army! Make it sound more urgent, please! You know what Im talkin about? [Cri-Kee startswriting the note again] Thats better, much better. [taking the note] Okay, Lets go.
[Cut to Mulan by the lake with Mushu, Khan, and Cri-Kee]
Yao [hitting Khan so that the carriage runs out from under Ling. Ling looks upset then falls in the mud]:He thinks hes such a lady-killer!
Ling: Cmon dont be such a g--Ouch! Something bit me.
Yao [calling]: Hey, Ping.
Mulan: No, I--
Mushu [brushing his teeth]: No, that was vile! You owe me big!
Mushu: Okay, all right, all right, thats enough. Now, cmon, get out before you get all pruny and stuff [holding out a towel towards Mulankeeping his eyes covered].
Chien-Po [while all three of them climb up the rock and on each other]: Snake, snake.
Ling [catching up to Yao and Chien-Po]:Hey, think of instead,A girl worth fighting for [Yao, Ling and Chien-Po look upwards dreamily]
[Yao stands on top of a rock looking down at the others. Mulan looks down into the water and hides her eyes with her free hand]
Ling [sitting on top of Chien-Po]:What do we want?
Chi Fu:Ive a girl back home whos unlike any other.
Chi Fu: Who are you?
Mushu [holding a towel covering his eyes with his ears]: So a couple of guys dont rinse out their socks, picky, picky, picky. Well myself Ikinda like that corn chips smell.
[All have stunned looks on their faces]
